To Dear Multiscrappers and workless forwarders..

The best treatment an enemy should get ............. pranks, forwards, spam and finally multiscrap

Guys, if you really dont know what to do (Well, your company might have failed the promise, they made) and you are free, dont try to create unnecessary work. How come a rotary club provides santa-the poor woman, some money as you forward your so called confidential mail. Rate your friend!! Am I your lover? How good I am as a friend? Don't ask me such questions.... Until you ask only those questions return you good answers and once you asked them, you will no more be regarded for those stupidity eating my mail space. Silence is no more silent if you told what's it. And god lovers, please ..... Lord venkateswara punishes you, if you dont forward this.. Sure, I will forward and come and kill you then he wont punish me. And shut-up you spammers (All night LONG make love. You can be man even after you are drunk@!!!#). Sometimes, in the morning I open my mail, then all of a sudden a big colorful graphical message pops up just to say "Good Morning". Some people just dont send good morning, but add this

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you fool, go and do your work


I am a geek and am most of the time boring. And I hope that doesnot encourage you to send me all the F-ed up stuff. But I always welcome funny and novel stuff. So please try demarkating stuff and then send good ones. Please please dont be stupid. Even for a real cause, if somebody asks blood, then many people turn down the mail, thinking its fake. Its done by those unnecessary forwarders. Generally, those who get mail from the desks of CEOs always say that XXX want to clean their server and checking the profile activity. May be those people dont use mail otherwise and anyway if you are not having any activity at all(other than sending these mails for keeping your account), why you created account in the first place?

Special days

Here is the valentines day messages....
Give your girl friend the best gift of all <=some photos=>
And this mail even goes to girls in the list :)
> See this person doesnot know me at all <=i am a GEEK. Geeks doenot have girl friends, they got a life=>

And some time later Scrappers will scrap "HAPPY GANDHI VARDANTI" (don't quite aware that vardanti implies day of death. As we get holiday, it must be goodthing.)

And you start digging your mail, you will find good sentimental stuff to laugh at. The constant practice of using anatomy of body to explain life. Eyes are like two friends.... they do well together and your ass....
The gaps between fingers are there to be filled by fingers of your loved one.
Oh thanks!! you just shown me a new way to excel in my profession as a programmer. How good are they doing???

EAT vegetables because they are good for digestion
EAT Chicken because that's rich for protein
EAT rice because that's rich for carbo
EAT leafs that makes you live better
finally Fart better

So people Please forward this to those who forward stuff :) ..............

Dealing the undefined...

There are lot of tings in our life which are undefined. Like what you want to become or Am I happy with me? And of course some happy people who never thinks about themselves :). Important thing one need to know is not where infinity ends. One can live happily by knowing the detail of infinity.

infinity * infinity =infinity

Some people end up their life in tracking down the first infinity without making their way to the right hand side of the =ion. So whenever one cannot define a thing, one needs to go about the detail of the undefined.

Many people posted in forums about the future of prospective students going for MS in USA. I want to make my point clear in my blog. Here, the future of a graduate is undefined or unknown. Let me apply my rule from leisure. Let my future as a undergraduate is undefined. Future with extra degree in hand definitely will be more good(optimism)/less bad(pessimism) than the just undefined.

I feel that higher education always comes with improvement of productivity. If one think that more productive people cannot stand off the strong cross wind, how can one less productive is expected to handle it. In one forest dog may be a king, as there is no powerful animal than dog in there. But why anybody thinks of becoming weaker while evolving as a lion. Why I am giving a lot of thinking here is I dont want my past to pop up one day and say "Hi venkat you are no more competent"So lets go hunting.............

Little Doggish....

You have to know that Bangalore is all about dogs, traffic and mostly importantly software engineers. In my early days over here, I was amazed to find that dogs do rules some territories. After 11:00 in night when i have to go, dog data of that street is more important than any other possible threat. Sometimes it is completely annoying whereas sometimes I find it amusing. Moreover, I am not a kind of Tarzaan to have a way with animals ( dogs in this context). So I fear a little. One of those days I got caught up in seemingly a rock and roll party of dogs. But, in no time I realized that as a gang pang of dogs. If I am alive today, that's all grace of gods. It was late night and I admit that I am foolish enough to go into that street. In the far end I found these ten dogs negotiatiing wildly. I just thought they are having some drunken talk over their girlfriends. I felt the my conflicting inner voices are conflicting about my stand to face them. One told me to run like hell and the other told to face them like hero (It intends me to catch them one by one and throw them apart). But it thought its not possible to a south indian celerbrity in those unbelievable movies. These thoughts seemed to provide me with some help. But they started fighting in my brain leaving no space to think anything. I found my pulse touching the ceiling. As I am approaching, that petty fight sparked up with fierceful hellish noises. And I am completely done with my pleasant walk. Literally, they surrounded me. (May be they want a vent to discharge their anger) I am not moving a little. Then A big dog, may be the dogster (like gangster and its has definitely got some visible features of old fashioned villains, with all spots and rough face), came over me. Smelled me for little while and silently backed off. I thought that it is a way to check me whether I am safe for them without weaponry. I thought of saying them that its the month end and I have no enough money to feed muself well. So I cant even think of buying something to hurt you. May be they read my face. Then after sometime, they started talking to each other and agoin engaged in a fight. I slowly escaped from that scene while they are busy fighting. Guys, I tell you that's damn experience with dogs. I dont know why bluecross or whatever hates mankind rather than offering animals a care. Then back in the scene, that dag acted much better than human being. May be some day when I got enough to make a movie, I will give that dogster a hero role. I am sure that It will act upto my expectations.

Education is my religion. Student is my caste

After my four years of my engineering, I was immature to hate a person on the grounds of caste. One day, one of my old friend ( an outcome of lost+found of Orkut.com ) shown pity for being so. He explained me, how students in his college built walls to avoid war among their disowned friends. And its difficult to imagine friends for twelve years to be seperated out by the senseless differences. Fortunate enough, I was in a college where students doesnot care who you are, to talk, walk and dance with you. I am ashamed that my caste gets me a support of some stupids and gifts me a bunch a equally stupid enemies. The funniest thing of all being a part of starwars, not being geeks. Dont take me wrong, these are not the famous starwars movies you might have heard. Some bozos who can only make best fools of themselves than anybody else, were regarded as idols and get into fight for them. This evolved as tradition. Really guys, this is more dangerous than a shot of heroin or a puff of marijuana. By drugs, you hurt yourselves and expedite your journey to death. But these above indifferences can successfully help to torn away the well woven fabric of diverse India. Inspired by the atrocities of past, students are creating new in present, just to let students of future have their effort in doing so. Like a herd of sheep, without any opinion, nodding their heads in union and repeat the mistake every year. Lets think why are we there.All religions, when founded were strongly supported by pillars of knowledge, morality and culture. As the time pass by, no body cares it as a single idea of many complete lives. It degrades enough to be used a weapon of mass destruction. I believe that these castes are all formed in a process of professional division of labor. If it is so, we were all in college for education. And we r all students. Why not we just make as many friends as possible and enjoy with them instead of getting the four years waste.

What it is...

Nobody I heard was great because of the money they left over as they die. Great people are established as great only because they handed over to the next generations, concise packets of wisdom which are meticulously searched and collected from different times of life. Its on the foundations of these ideas, we built empires of new age. The maxims are merely some sentences but standing behind them are the experiences of a person waiting around for us to get grabbed. Most of them become more of clichés by the time we are blessed with maturity to understand. If by understanding a small sentence we can avoid reading life size books, then let's give it a try.

Our education stresses very less on this issue, leaving behind us a great deal of responsibility to learn them by our own. It is like handing technical workers, the tools to work but not educating them how to use nor letting them design their own tools out of their experience. However I have no right to criticize my education just because it made me what I am now. Without it, I could have written nothing like this. And those poor fellows, the low-performers at schools are not qualified enough to comment on it and finally makes it unaffected. The one definite question might have popped up in your mind. How can you say that education is not good enough, if this is the case? Its more of a fact than electron being a particle that present day education is not of much help. We see around us the so-called low performers at school establishing empires where the so-called highly qualified people finds their place for a living. The fact is that life teaches more than we learn from books. But these days, I wonder whether students are leaving behind any time to live their own lives after the mandatory injection of artificial dosage of commonly accepted wisdom. On one hand people like Vivekananda, Einstein were given an accolade for their sayings. On the other hand, nobody cares about what they said at the same time and enrolls their children in schools providing IIT coaching before they ever realized what an IIT is. So, why we praised them? For not being like us but can survive in this world with us? People are changing but values stay speculating and laughing at how much importance they are getting.

And the definition for hard work is sticking to chairs with a commercial book rather than intellectually intended in hand and being in the pose whole day long just because one is not allowed to do any other things. And the Success is scoring high in entrance to get into most ridden way in search of surprises. So stupid, isn't it? After this, only privileged are blessed with a different life but lively. After some four years from then, again in the same rat race they were not interested anymore. One thinks diploma work is worth if getting paid high. Who cares about the degree you earn? And again making the education unimportant. This way many students managed to get into the long dreamed software industry. By the time he completes his training he wakes up and dream is no more…

He starts to live in his mind in two different ways, keeping off one for weekends and the other while working. In software industry, work ethics dominate more than the work itself. Think and think till you get wink without knowing whats and whys of your thinking. Finally life becomes a mess. Guys, its my opinion. Don't care whether this is right or wrong. Now in retrospection, you continuously search for something or somebody to held blame for. Then after blaming him, drink your last cup at coffee vending machine and go home and have good sleep.

Thanks for reading…………….